Cleveland, Ohio — One $15 greenback cocktail. Then one other. Then one other.
The maths was straightforward to do, even after three – even after feeling tipsy…
Then got here the tip. Gotta depart 25 % – in any other case the mixologist on the cocktail lounge will assume that I am simply enjoying the excessive curler. (Which I used to be, in fact.)
By morning, I awoke with a monetary hangover…. No extra of excessive-finish joints for me; I am consuming water till my subsequent paycheck.
Then I noticed the information: $1 Lengthy Island Iced Teas. My tongue wagged as I picked up the telephone.
“Whoa, dude, Applebee’s is doing $1 drinks,” I informed my pal Tony.
“Cool, let’s go,” he stated, with out ready to inquire concerning the specifics of the drink.
The specifics did not matter – a $1 drink is a deal. Might’ve been scorching cocoa. Even higher, it was booze or because the menu reads: “A scrumptious mixture of vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec and candy & bitter combine with a splash of cola.”
The nationwide chain is providing the Applebee’s Greenback L.I.T. in December as a part of a month-to-month $1 drink promotion. I thought-about asking a pair different buddies to go, however knew they’d snicker at me as a result of Applebee’s wasn’t cool sufficient to fulfill their craft foodie sensibilities.
I simply thought the expertise sounded enjoyable and punk, in some small method. Tony steeled my will… He is performed a bunch of punk dives, with bands like 9 Shocks Terror or Face Worth or FYPM. We each have performed and frolicked in punk rock dives and we like low cost drinks.
“Dude, Now That is Class does 20/20 photographs,” I stated, referring to a punk dive on Detroit Avenue.
“Yeah,” Tony stated. “However it prices greater than a buck.”
Simply then, our server approached: “Hello guys. My identify is Taylor and I will be your server. Can I get you one thing to drink?”
Simply then I imagined forty five Lengthy Island Iced Teas lined up in entrance of me – the identical worth I paid for 3 martinis days earlier.
“How about these Lengthy Island Iced Teas, Taylor?” I requested. “What is the deal?”
“Properly, they seem to be a greenback however you possibly can solely drink three per hour,” she stated.
Whilst I informed her, “We’ll have two,” I began calculating… “Hmm, so we will have three every in 60 minutes after which when Minute sixty one comes we’ll order three extra.”
Angling as many L.I.T.s as potential may’ve been the rationale for going, however we quickly discovered ourselves munching on mozzarella sticks and an enormous pretzel for openers, with entrees to comply with.
I might go on to debate the Double Crusted Shrimp, however the meals performed second fiddle to the dialog and the…